Roc-isms, Part III

“Mommy, Guinness is peeing!  I see it coming out of his murdle!!”


“Daddy, come up here, I need to see you.”

“Why do you want me to come up?”

“I don’t know, just come, because I told you to.”


“Mommy, you have to do what I say because I am the adult, and you are the child.  Do you understand?  Does that make sense to you?”


“I would like a real snack please.  I will have cookies now, that’s a real snack.”


“No, I don’t want any vegetables or protein.  I’ll just have apples for dinner and then I’ll have a nice special desert.  Okay?”


“Mommy, I hear my heart moving around!”


“Yes, it’s bumping along in my chest.  Can you see it?”


“Mommy, when are you going to have a baby in your belly?”

“I don’t know, I might not ever have one in my belly again.  That doesn’t seem to be working out very well for Mommy right now.”

…”Okay, when will I have a baby in my belly?”

“Only girls have babies in their bellies Roc.  Remember?  You’re a boy, you can’t have a baby in your belly.  It’s another way that boys and girls are different.”

“I don’t like that.  I will just be a baby again.”


“Oh NOOOO!!!  I peed in my pants a little bit.  My peeper was all tangled up and bent!”


“Can we get that fountain Mommy?”

“No, I don’t think so.  It’s pretty expansive.”

“…We’ll just wait till it’s AT sale…then we’ll buy it right?”


“Where is everyone going Mommy?”

“I’m not sure Roc.  Maybe everyone is going home to eat dinner.”

“No, I think they are all going to Wal-Mart to buy stuff.”


“Oh no!  I feel I toot coming!  I don’t like that toot!  Don’t come out toot!”

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