The Roc has been in the shower for about 5 minutes.
“Have you started to wash yet Roc?”
“I will.”
I wait 30 seconds…
“Are you washing now?”
“Not yet, I’m still watering so I will keep growing.”
***
GC to the Roc:
“Roc, you need to drink some water, your breath smells really bad.”
…The Roc smiles at GC and says,
“Well, get away from me then.”
***
“Mommy, I’m going to do a joke on you.”
“Are you playing a trick on me?”
“Yes. Now listen. I’m going to play a joke on you. Do you want a kiss?”
“Are you tricking me?”
“Yes. Do you want a kiss?”
“So you’re tricking me?”
“Yes. Now you have to answer yes or no!”
“Okay, yes I want a kiss.”
He leans towards me, lips puckered…
“NOPE!” he yells, rearing back, grinning.
“Did I get you?”
***
“I’m going to be so excited to open my presents on Christmas. I think I might explode! But not the bad exploding like when I’m mad. This will be a good exploding. Bright yellow stuff will fly out of me because I will be so happy!”
“That sounds messy Roc…and you know that it’s March right? Christmas won’t be for another nine months.”
…
“When’s my birthday?”
***
“Mommy, I’m going to tell you a joke.”
“Okay, go for it.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange who?”
“I’m a MONKEY!”
***
At Qdoba for lunch the Roc says,
“Whew! I’m all filled for now!”
“So you’re full then?”
“Yes, that’s what I said. I’m filled.”
“You can say that. Or you can say I’m full.”
“That’s what I said. I’m filled.”
“I’m full.”
“Yes, I’m filled.”
“Okay then, me too.”
These are great! I especially love “Bright yellow stuff will fly out of me because I will be so happy!” xo
I am filled too
The Roc is soooo charming and funny
you are a floortime master